UDas' Jokes Jokes Again Person 1 (to another who was smoking a foreign made cigarette): "You claim to be staunch advocate of the swadeshi (locally-made) movement, then why are you smoking a foreign cigarette?"
Person 2 replied: "Where am I smoking the cigarette? I am simply burning it to ashes."

Piloo Mody, a member of the Parliament for several years during the tenures of Jawaharlal Nehru and Indira Gandhi as the prime minister of the country, was widely known for his sense of humour.
At one breakfast meeting, a colleague of his, wanting to laugh at him, asked: What weights more? A kilo of cotton or a kilo of steel?
Mody promptly responded, a kilo of steel.
Mody promptly responded, a kilo of steel.
Before the colleague could express his better intelligence, Mody gave the explanation. He said, "You stand there. I will throw one kilo of cotton and one kilo of steel at you, and lets see what hurts more."

This incident reportedly happened in the Tihar jail where several VIPs are put up.
Two Congress (I) ministers were lodged in the same cell. While one received relatives continuously during the day, the other remained in total isolation with no single visitor for days together. When the former queried, the other replied, "All of my relatives are in the other cells."

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