INDO - PAK WAR

This is how it all happened :

When the war started, the Pakistanis thought that it would be easy to defeat the Sardarjis (they had heard so many jokes of Sardarjis & had thought them to be a bit dumb). So, they started an organized attack on India at the Punjab border.
Now our Punjab battalion consisting of all Sardarjis was positioned against these Pakistanis. Sukhvindersingh was the leader of that battalion.
Both the sides had dug up the ground and were hiding in it. Time to time the soldiers of both the sides would pop up their head and fire at the opposite side. This continued for 3 to 4 hours but without any result (i.e. killing) because every time one side would fire on the opposite side all the soldiers of the opposite side would duck down.
Then our Sukhvindersingh struck upon an idea. He prepared his men and shouted loudly "Arey O Latif...". Now in the Pakistani battalion, there were 4-5 Latifs and they all stood up on hearing their names being called. Our Sardarjis fired at them and killed them.
Next Sukhvindersingh called out loudly "Arey O Hamid..." and again 3-4 Hamids from Pakistani battalion stood up and were immediately killed.
Next Sukhvindersingh called out loudly "Arey O Ahmed..." and again 3-4 Ahmeds from Pakistani battalion stood up and were immediately killed.
This continued for 2 hours and by that time hardly 10-15 of the Pakistanis were left out. The head of Pakistani battalion was completely dismayed about what was going around. Suddenly it struck to him how the Indians were killing his men. It decided to counter attack in the similar manner. He prepared his remaining soldiers and shouted loudly "Arey O Parminder...". Silence...! No one stood up from the Indian side.
He again called loudly "Arey O Maninder...!". No one stood up. Again he tried "Arey O Taranjit...!" But the Indians were smarter again. This continued for half an hour and to the dismay of the Pakistanis, no Sardarji ever got up.
Tired, the Pakistani head shouted for the last time "Arey O Sukhvindersingh...!" But the Indian battalion chief did not stood up.
Then suddenly our Sukhvindersingh shouted out "Arey bhai, mujhe kaun pukar raha tha ?"
The Pakistani chief stood up immediately.
And he was shot dead. This put an end to the Indo-Pak war.

Note : All the Sardarjis (except the chief) in the Indian
        battalion had cotton stuffed in their ears
        preventing them from hearing anything.

NOTE

                                               UDas