- U don't open conversation (on telephone) with a "Hello" but with a "Hi"
- The telephone is never "engaged", it's always "busy".
- U don't "disconnect" a phone, U simply "hang-up".
- U never have a "residence" tel. no., U have a "home" no.
- U don't stop at the "signals", but halt at the "lights".
- U don't "accelerate", U "step on the gas".
- Your tyre never "punctures", U may have a "flat".
- The trains have "coaches" or "boggies' no more but "carriages" or "boxes".
- There R no "petrol pumps", but "gas stations".
- "I don't know nothing", 2 negatives don't make a positive here.
- U no longer meet a "wonderful" person, U meet a "cool" guy
- U don't pull the switch down to light a bulb, rather flick it up.
- U don't "turn on the heat", U "turn on the juice".
- There's no "Business Area" only "business districts", and no "districts" but "counties".
- No one stays "a stone's throw away", might "a few blocks away".
- There's no "Town Side", it's "Down Town".
- In hotel U no longer ask for "bill" and pay by "cheque", rather ask for "check" and pay with (Dollar) "bill"s.
- There R no "soft drinks", only "sodas".
- Life's no longer "miserable" it "stinks".
- U don't "sweat it out", U "work U'r butt off".
- Never "post" a letter, always "mail" it and "glue" the stamps, don't "stick" them.
- U no longer live in "flats" or "blocks", find an "apartment".
- U no longer "like" something, U "appreciate" it.
- "#" is not "hash", it's "pound".
- U R not "deaf", U have "impaired hearing".
- U R not "lunatic", U are just "mentally challenged".
- U R not "disgusting" U R "sick".
- U can't get "surprised" U get "zapped".
- U don't "schedule" a meeting, U "skedule" it.
- U never "joke", U just "kid".
- U never "increase" the pressure, U always "crank" it up.
- If U see "World" champions (or Series), read "USA" champions (or Series).
- There's no "zero" but "o", no "Z" but "zee".
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